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Open letter to the Verizon marketing team
Dear Verizon:
While I already use your service and am reasonably satisfied with its quality, I must object to your most recent advertisement for your wireless product line. Rest assured, not matter how ill-tempered, if my choice is between a new cell phone and a pony, I will chose the pony.
It doesn't matter how much music your phone holds or how hard you try to make me believe that they are made of candy. It's a pony. There is no contest.
Please stop running this anti-pony ad. It makes it seem like you're marketing especially to superficial pony-haters and that you, as a company, hate ponies.
Remember this simple equation: pony > cell phone. Always.
Pony haters.
Sincerely,
Misato
While I already use your service and am reasonably satisfied with its quality, I must object to your most recent advertisement for your wireless product line. Rest assured, not matter how ill-tempered, if my choice is between a new cell phone and a pony, I will chose the pony.
It doesn't matter how much music your phone holds or how hard you try to make me believe that they are made of candy. It's a pony. There is no contest.
Please stop running this anti-pony ad. It makes it seem like you're marketing especially to superficial pony-haters and that you, as a company, hate ponies.
Remember this simple equation: pony > cell phone. Always.
Pony haters.
Sincerely,
Misato
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This is awesome.
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