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Borrowed from the NaNoWriMo forums....
Nov. 12th, 2003 01:42 amTo As-Yet STILL Unnamed Protagonist:
Is it too much to ask you to actually DO something? I mean, really. You and your reincarnation were supposed to be the point of this whole thing. Couldn't you jump into the plot just a little bit? Yes, threatening to throw yourself off the cliff was lovely, and the other bits and pieces you've offered are fine, but there needs to be just a bit more effort. Honestly, your completely non-powered friend, the one you dragged into all this, is more collected and useful than you so far. Get it together. You supposedly have centuries of sorcery and knowledge locked in that pretty little head. Start acting like it. Oh, and tell your kick-ass past self to kindly shut up. I'm quite impressed with his awesomeness. Tell him it's time to share now, since you're technically the same person anyway.
And pick a name, already. This is getting old.
To Love Interest:
Show up. Now. Or I swear, it's not my fault if those two turn gay. I've done all I can. Grow a personality and fit yourself into this story, or I wash my hands of you and let the subtext fly.
Is it too much to ask you to actually DO something? I mean, really. You and your reincarnation were supposed to be the point of this whole thing. Couldn't you jump into the plot just a little bit? Yes, threatening to throw yourself off the cliff was lovely, and the other bits and pieces you've offered are fine, but there needs to be just a bit more effort. Honestly, your completely non-powered friend, the one you dragged into all this, is more collected and useful than you so far. Get it together. You supposedly have centuries of sorcery and knowledge locked in that pretty little head. Start acting like it. Oh, and tell your kick-ass past self to kindly shut up. I'm quite impressed with his awesomeness. Tell him it's time to share now, since you're technically the same person anyway.
And pick a name, already. This is getting old.
To Love Interest:
Show up. Now. Or I swear, it's not my fault if those two turn gay. I've done all I can. Grow a personality and fit yourself into this story, or I wash my hands of you and let the subtext fly.
