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Title: Questions and Answers
Author: misachan
Fandom: Arrow/DCU
Characters: Det. Quentin Lance, Renee Montoya, Oliver Queen
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2200
Spoilers: Through Arrow 1x05, "Damages." Pre-reboot DC.

Summary: Starling City's become a very interesting place very quickly. Renee decides it's high time to check in on an old friend.

(A/N: Prior to the reboot Renee Montoya was the Question (heir to the first Question, Charles Victor Szasz) and prior to that had been a Gotham City detective. That's really all you should need.)

( The house is right on that dividing line where clutter starts shifting into squalor, a mess of files and books and empty bottles. )

Title: What Stays And What Fades Away
Author: misachan
Fandom: The Avengers/Supernatural
Characters/Pairings: Clint&Natasha&Coulson, Fury, Meg, Lucifer.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Brief depictions of violence, including one instance of violence against self.
Word Count: 10,390
Spoilers: Pre-movie; set shortly after SPN 5.10, Abandon All Hope.
A/N: Thank you to morganoconner and aerilex!

Summary: "You don't understand. Have you ever had someone take your brain and play? Take you out and stuff something else in? You know what it's like to be unmade? "

"You know that I do."

The true purpose of the Red Room is worse than anyone could have imagined. The morning after Death rises in Carthage something dark and secret wakes in the soul of Natasha Romanoff and in the blink of an eye Clint finds his stolen life collapsing around him. When the world is in the grip of the Apocalypse sometimes the only choice you have is to deal with the Devil. Angel!Clint.

( Sometimes, when the night was quiet and the building was secure Clint could almost convince himself this was what he'd been created for. The faint blasphemy of the thought kept him warm on cold nights. )

So Dean/Cas made it to the finals of the AfterElton Ultimate Slash Madness Tourney, opposing Derek/Stiles from Teen Wolf and....

Look, people, vote, don't vote, it's all fine with me but I couldn't go to bed without pointing out that Cas and Derek have almost the exact same hair in that pic. Derek just has a smidge more sideburn, probably due to his werewolfy-ness. Because why not. And also, it's all pretty hilarious.

Someone write me fic where Derek is some kind of cousin to the Novaks and he and Claire wind up having to track Cas down. For, I don't know, Reasons. Or maybe Cas needs to use him as a vessel for a while! Who knows! As long as him having werewolf and angel in his blood causes all the problems.

You know what to do.

Oh yay, now I only need a Maria Hill icon to complete the Agents of SHIELD set (of the major players, anyway, and I'd rather have comics!Hill icon anyway - not that I don't like movie Maria, but comics Maria, especially Director Hill version, is a boss.)

Anyway, this weekend was a giant lost cause writing wise; I didn't make my word count nor did I finish anything. Ugh. Ugh. Must do better tonight because the DCBB pressure. The pressure!

Also, someone needs to write a story where Nat and Clint infiltrate Comic-Con to score those vintage cards for Coulson. It could be a multi-year quest! His birthday's right around con time (July 8th, I believe) so his birthday gift each year could be new cards for his set (Clint would secretly plant them in his locker to avoid fraternization rumors, at least at first, and then it would just become a thing.)

(BTW, fandom, I love you but we need to have a discussion about Natasha's name and how yes, Coulson calls her Tasha but Clint calls her Nat. He calls her Nat all the time! If everyone's calling her Tasha it only makes me lose track of who's talking, especially when I'm trying to speed read fic on my phone during breaks at work. Think of me and my addled brain, gentle fandom! (And on a purely shipping perspective, that the two men in her life call her by the two separate sides of her name is part of what makes me so gooey about the three of them.))

Speaking of things that should be written, has anyone written the AU where in the hiatus before White Collar S4 Coulson recruits Neal for SHIELD? (possibly because Peter calls in a favor, because you know they were both classmates at Quantico before Fury waltzed in and seduced him away.)

Yes, fandom. Do these things. *nods*

Title: But Water Is Wider (also on AO3)
Author: misachan
Artist: sgmajorshipper (Link to Art Master Post)
Crossover: Supernatural/White Collar
Word Count: 32,800
Characters/Pairings: Dean/Castiel, Peter/Elizabeth, Neal, Sam, Jones, Diana
Warnings: Hellhound-related violence, some language
Spoilers: Set S5 for SPN, S2 for White Collar

Summary: Dean knows they've had hunts go worse than this, but right now he's having trouble thinking of any. What should have been a simple haunted painting salt-and-burn gets sticky when the head of the theft ring they've conned their way into turns out to be on the FBI payroll. With Sam stuck in custody Dean calls in Castiel, hoping some angel mojo might lead to a quick escape and Cas quickly finds enough bubbling beneath the surface to attract his attention - like hellhounds prowling the halls of FBI headquarters. Sam also finds the day full of surprises: when Agent Burke starts the interrogation the only questions he has involve a thick file all about Sam and Dean, a fire in a Colorado police precinct and how Victor Hendrickson really died.

Neal knows he should have slipped his tracker and run off days ago, when he first heard the howls. Now he's scrambling to keep his old crossroads mistake from bringing everyone down with him, and it's not long before Peter, Dean, Sam, Cas, Jones and Diana all find themselves caught in the web, and Elizabeth finds herself with a choice: rejoin the family she's left behind or save the one she's built.

When hellhounds come baying for blood, even angels have nowhere to hide.

Author’s Notes: All my love to aerilex for beta reading, morganoconner for reading through the first chapter and reassuring me to keep going, and of course sgmajorshipper for the pretties.



"Blood, as all men know, than water's thicker / But water's wider, thank the Lord, than blood." - Aldous Huxley, "Ninth Philosopher's Song"

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5

Title: But Water Is Wider
Author: misachan
Artist: sgmajorshipper (Link to Art Master Post)
Crossover: Supernatural/White Collar
Word Count: 3971
Characters/Pairings: Dean/Castiel, Peter/Elizabeth, Neal, Sam, Jones, Diana
Warnings: Hellhound-related violence, some language
Spoilers: Set S5 for SPN, S2 for White Collar

Summary: Dean knows they've had hunts go worse than this, but right now he's having trouble thinking of any. What should have been a simple haunted painting salt-and-burn gets sticky when the head of the theft ring they've conned their way into turns out to be on the FBI payroll. With Sam stuck in custody Dean calls in Castiel, hoping some angel mojo might lead to a quick escape and Cas quickly finds enough bubbling beneath the surface to attract his attention - like hellhounds prowling the halls of FBI headquarters. Sam also finds the day full of surprises: when Agent Burke starts the interrogation the only questions he has involve a thick file all about Sam and Dean, a fire in a Colorado police precinct and how Victor Hendrickson really died.

Neal knows he should have slipped his tracker and run off days ago, when he first heard the howls. Now he's scrambling to keep his old crossroads mistake from bringing everyone down with him, and it's not long before Peter, Dean, Sam, Cas, Jones and Diana all find themselves caught in the web, and Elizabeth finds herself with a choice: rejoin the family she's left behind or save the one she's built.

When hellhounds come baying for blood, even angels have nowhere to hide.


( Dean could hear the damn thing coming and he kept waiting for Castiel to go for the dropped sword )


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Title: But Water Is Wider
Author: misachan
Artist: sgmajorshipper (Link to Art Master Post)
Crossover: Supernatural/White Collar
Word Count: 5847
Characters/Pairings: Dean/Castiel, Peter/Elizabeth, Neal, Sam, Jones, Diana
Warnings: Hellhound-related violence, some language
Spoilers: Set S5 for SPN, S2 for White Collar

Summary: Dean knows they've had hunts go worse than this, but right now he's having trouble thinking of any. What should have been a simple haunted painting salt-and-burn gets sticky when the head of the theft ring they've conned their way into turns out to be on the FBI payroll. With Sam stuck in custod Dean calls in Castiel, hoping some angel mojo might lead to a quick escape and Cas quickly finds enough bubbling beneath the surface to attract his attention - like hellhounds prowling the halls of FBI headquarters. Sam also finds the day full of surprises: when Agent Burke starts the interrogation the only questions he has involve a thick file all about Sam and Dean, a fire in a Colorado police precinct and how Victor Hendrickson really died.

Neal knows he should have slipped his tracker and run off days ago, when he first heard the howls. Now he's scrambling to keep his old crossroads mistake from bringing everyone down with him, and it's not long before Peter, Dean, Sam, Cas, Jones and Diana all find themselves caught in the web, and Elizabeth finds herself with a choice: rejoin the family she's left behind or save the one she's built.

When hellhounds come baying for blood, even angels have nowhere to hide.


( Elizabeth took a deep breath as she closed the door behind her. )

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Title: Follow You Into The Dark
Author: misachan
Fandom: The Avengers/Supernatural
Characters/Pairings: Coulson/Clint/Natasha, Crowley, Fury, Hela
Rating: R
Warnings: Character death, depictions of torture, disturbing imagery and general hell unpleasantness.
Word Count: 13778
Spoilers: Post-movie for Avengers/Vague season 6 references for Supernatural
Summary: On a cold, windy night Clint Barton goes to a crossroad to wipe some red from his ledger.

(A/N: Happy birthday morganoconner! As always, all my thanks to aerilex for beta reading.)

Part One
Part Two

Title: Follow You Into The Dark
Author: misachan
Fandom: The Avengers/Supernatural
Characters/Pairings: Coulson/Clint/Natasha, Crowley, Fury, Hela
Rating: R
Warnings: Character death, depictions of torture, disturbing imagery and general hell unpleasantness.
Word Count: 7513
Spoilers: Post-movie for Avengers/Vague season 6 references for Supernatural
Summary: On a cold, windy night Clint Barton goes to a crossroad to wipe some red from his ledger.

( Clint guessed he couldn't be surprised he'd brought the cold with him. )

On to part two

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Guys! All of you go read this right now: A Song of Wind and Wings by triedunture.

Here's the summary: The Angelborn have not been seen in Westeros in hundreds of years. Lord Dean Winchester and his brother Ser Sam arrive in Lady Ellen's Highroad Keep after receiving word that one has been taken captive.

Dean/Castiel. Game of Thrones fusion. Yes. I cannot adequately express how perfect all of this is, from all the little details to the fantastic build-up (with some delicious wing!kink) to the absolutely pitch perfect dialogue.

If you know nothing about A Game of Thrones, this is a completely awesome fantasy AU. If you do know GoT, this is magic.