Shut up, brain. Shut. Up.

Oh. Oh, I do not suddenly want to write fic where Jack meets Claude. You hear that, brain? That is not what we want! We are writing other things!

I mean...I just...I don't even know where I would start! What would that even be? *flail*

(There's a Heroes/Torchwood crossover on heroes_fic with Nathan and Peter meeting Jack and Ianto, and it got me thinking about Jack on Heroes. You know what the most dangerous words in the English language are? "Oh, hey, you know what would be cool?")

*headdesk*