I am on Hoth and have no Tauntaun

Gah. At work during the Snowpocalypse and a bad day besides.

Let's Meme: Ask me for five things about a particular character, and I will respond with a list or ficlet. ("Five companions the Doctor almost had." or "Five time Neal almost ran." or "Five fights Dan had with Laurie after Karnak." and so on and so forth.)

Please, people. Distract me.