Fic genie! I need you!

These are Avengers stories you all should write for me!

* Bruce and Tony are totally happy being buds doing SCIENCE! together - except it's becoming obvious that Hulk has a serious crush on Mr. Stark (keeping an extra close eye on him during fights, freaking when he gets hurt, etc.) Eventually they have to admit the inevitable and Pepper can be all, "Finally, you two. I'll have a bigger bed delivered."

* Rhodey gets shot down over a country the US isn't supposed to be flying over and when Tony gets word there's no rescue in progress he goes "Yeah, not good with that" and goes himself. (Bruce can come too! Bring the team! I just want fic that remembers Tony already had a best friend before meeting Steve and Bruce. *grumpy Tony/Rhodey shipper*)

* Now that Life Model Decoys are movie canon, Bruce and Tony are fooling around with one in the lab and accidentally download Jarvis into it, making him kind of sort of human. Cue them helping him figure out all these weird human things and feelings.

* Coulson/Clint/Natasha first times (first time all together, anyway). ALL the first times.

* Clint getting caught in a cave in and Coulson talking him through the claustrophobic panic attack. Then Clint repaying him.:)


* Clint falling in love with Coulson's voice before ever actually seeing him. <--- personal canon.

My birthday is in a little over a month. Just, y'know. Mentioning. Ahem.:) *whistles casually*

***

Behold this glorious Loki nonsense!



ETA: