Bah! Stop sucking, country music!
Apr. 16th, 2005 01:16 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
misachanDear Blaine-whatever-your-name-is,
You have a really stunning voice. Truly. Many, many people would kill the cutest puppies ever to have your pipes. Could you do me just one favor and not waste it singing the schlockiest songs known to man? I may have contracted diabetes after hearing you earnestly wonder what could drive a young man to suicide for three minutes. Perhaps he heard this song. It's possible.
Cover some Johnny Cash. Randy Travis. Anything but what you're doing now.
Oh, and could you forward this letter to Trace Adkins? That would be great, thanks.
Hmm. My H key seems to be sticking a bit. It's as if my laptop knows I'm contemplating House fic.
You have a really stunning voice. Truly. Many, many people would kill the cutest puppies ever to have your pipes. Could you do me just one favor and not waste it singing the schlockiest songs known to man? I may have contracted diabetes after hearing you earnestly wonder what could drive a young man to suicide for three minutes. Perhaps he heard this song. It's possible.
Cover some Johnny Cash. Randy Travis. Anything but what you're doing now.
Oh, and could you forward this letter to Trace Adkins? That would be great, thanks.
Hmm. My H key seems to be sticking a bit. It's as if my laptop knows I'm contemplating House fic.
