On the naughty list forever.

[misachan]

Hear me out: Santa is often described as a "jolly old elf" and he's boss of a whole gang of elves that make his toys, so it's safe to say he could be some flavor of fey. From what we've seen of fey on Supernatural, they're greedy, malicious, sneaky little things (so...y'know, they're pretty much fey) and in folklore even benevolent fey have their jerk moments. (I would be shocked if Gabriel didn't go by Puck at some point in his existence.) We don't know for sure what opinion fey have of angels, but if they're anything like everything else it's probably not good, especially if the angel they're dealing with is one working himself up into a truly impressive snit over some fey co-opting the identity of a saint.

Basically, what I'm saying is that I want fic where Sam and Dean have to save Cas from Santa Claus.

Comments

[serrico.livejournal.com]

I like your thinkin'. I would read this *every Christmas*. :)

[misachan.livejournal.com]

It's only a matter of time until Dean has to spend Christmas facing off against a legion of elves wielding tiny hammers.

[aerilex.livejournal.com]

I wanna be on this naughty list with you. You are my hero, totally and forever.

<3

[misachan.livejournal.com]

There should be a ficathon where people are assigned random holidays and have to write about how they've gone horribly wrong for the Winchesters. The Arbor Day carnage alone!

[peachpai.livejournal.com]

This is an awesome idea. Good prompt for next year's Secret Santa exchange!

[misachan.livejournal.com]

But that's so far away! Why couldn't have had this idea two months ago?! (Not really, because the fic I got was perfect. But still!)

[ffutures.livejournal.com]

Nice idea - and sort of fits in with the Buffyverse idea of Santa occasionally disembowelling children...