What do you do with your budget, Uwe Boll?

[misachan]

I'm sitting here watching RAW, so of course there are approxmimately 20 jillion commercials for In the Name of the King and I swear that movie looks like it was made for about fifty dollars. Now I know this is a Uwe Boll production and I can only expect so much, but there's one scene in the commercial where the army is massing in front of a castle that is clearly a matte painting. Now if the special effects are so sloppy I can spot a matte painting shot during a two second glance during a commercial, what in God's name does the actual movie look like? I half-expect the guys from Be Kind, Rewind to run across the screen. Only Uwe Boll movies could have sweded versions with better production values.

Seriously though, what does the man do with his money? I'm torn between believing that he's doing massive amounts of blow in his off-time or just tosses all the money he saves into his own personal money bin and swims in it like Scrooge McDuck.

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[lunais-cross.livejournal.com]

http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/06/uwe-boll-will-quit-making-movies-with-one-million-signatures/

You know you want to click~

[misachan.livejournal.com]

Bwah. I don't believe any number of signitures would make him stop; he enjoys swimming in his ill-gotten gains too much. Besides, I agree with one of the posters: I'd much rather be able to wave a magic wand and make the Epic Movie people violently allegic to movie cameras. Uwe Boll movies are uniformly horrible trash, but they're usually entertainingly horrible trash.

Unlike, say, Battlefield Earth. Ye gods.

[chrryblssmninja.livejournal.com]

Only Uwe Boll movies could have sweded versions with better production values
ahahahahaha

did you hear about the Uwe Boll petition business?

[misachan.livejournal.com]

Yeah, lunais_cross linked me to it. I don't know if giving him more attention is really the answer, though.:)