misachan: (Jarlaxle)
Our warlock rolled a nat 1 while eldritch blasting bad guys and had to draw from the critical fumble deck. The card he drew meant that the invocation worked like a Rod of Wonder, meaning he got to roll on the chart. The first roll turn the eldritch blast into a fireball.

The second turned it into gems.

Cue rampant Old Spice and Scott Pilgrim quoting. ("Your eldritch blast is now diamonds!)

***

Should be fic tonight, depending how the editing goes.
misachan: (Jarlaxle)
So my character broke just a little bit last night.

Read on for a tale of carnage and woe. )

***

So I signed up for [community profile] kink_bingo, because I am a fool.:)

Bingo card under cut )

I didn't get anything that actively squicks me, luckily. And now I'm wondering if the shadowy tendril things the Void started manifesting towards the end would count for "tentacles":).

***

This quote about the upcoming Crow reboot fills me with horror:
    Also different is Norrington’s approach to the production design, which diverges from the film’s original look as established by Alex Proyas, and his take on the “Crow mythology”: “"The Crow itself is a creature in this movie—it's not just a bird," Pressman said. "It's got a personality and a character. Not like Godzilla exactly, but it's very different [and has] a more active role in the story."
(full article here.)

That means it's going to talk, people. Ye gods.
misachan: (Jarlaxle)
My character came to a horrible realization during game today.

For the last few sessions we've been in an ogre village trying to hammer out a non-aggression treaty. If anyone out there is wondering just what it's like to try to practice diplomacy with ogres, I want you to go get the biggest, heaviest book you have (for example, if you were me you would grab the three volume Annotated Sherlock Holmes). Now, stand in the middle of the room, grasp the book firmly with both hands, and start smashing yourself in the forehead. Repeatedly.

We all feel like we're bleeding Int points just by the proximity. But finally, finally after dealing with the having to sit through the ogre electoral process (we, um...sort of killed the previous leader. But it was justified!) we're one task away from getting back to the world where food is cooked and "topiary animal" is a fancy bush and not an actual animal rolled in leaves and stuck on a pole. (Most of the ogres don't quite grasp a lot of human-world things. Don't get me started on what they think "farming" is.:)

Now the ogres all speak broken Common (Me ogre), even the actually intelligent ones --- expect the one we met this week. This one spoke perfect Common, making us all happy until we realized this wasn't actually a smart, articulate ogre. He was, in fact, an absolutely blood simple ogre. Not-quite-sure-how-he's-even-walking-upright level of dumb.

That was when my character remembered a different ogre complementing the barbarian (who also speaks broken Common) on how well he spoke. Then came the creeping horror: somehow, speaking in full sentences is a sign of mental incapacity among ogre society. That means whenever an ogre hears a human (elf/dwarf/etc) speak, we sound like drooling morons to them.

The barbarian immediately became our chief negotiator.:) My poor girl is so ready to get back to civilization.

Icon love!

Sep. 24th, 2009 09:36 am
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01. If you'd like, comment to this entry saying 'ICONS!' and I will pick 6 of your icons.
02. Make an entry in your own journal and talk about the icons I picked!

Ganked from [livejournal.com profile] selenak, who asked about:

http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/93166936/1380759

The full quote: "Understanding is a three edged sword. Your side, their side, and the truth." Kosh is my favorite B5 character (not that I don't love Londo and G'Kar like everyone else.:) I have a weakness for mentor figures, especially flawed mentors dealing with Chosen Ones who just won't do what they're told, and Kosh hit all of those buttons perfectly. I love how his relationship with Sheridan builds over seasons two and three, culminating in that heartbreaking dream in "Interludes and Examinations." Inscrutable, seemingly all-powerful and all-knowing Kosh admitting to John, "I was afraid," absolutely kills me every time I see it. (icon made my [livejournal.com profile] curtana)

http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/91917409/1380759

Supernatural came up at --- I don't even remember, I think it might have been fandom_rant on Journalfen --- and one of the posters made the comment that the main bone of contention with a lot of fangirls seemed to be that Bela regularly outsmarted Sam and Dean.:) The whole conversation made me go, Man, I need a Bela icon because I loved that girl. Of course in a world like Supernatural there would be a market for talismans and such, and of course there would be people there to take advantage of it. I loved how she had no interest in the boys' ever-present drama and was all about saving her own skin. I completely believe that had she been a sexy but still amoral male thief she would have been embraced by fandom instead of written out after one season --- hell, she would have been the show's Gambit. And I love this icon of her; she looks glamorous and gorgeous and with just a little bit of a smirk. (icon by [livejournal.com profile] ladymason)

http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/91917467/1380759

Ah, Phantom of the Opera. POTO is one of my oldest fandoms; when I was ten I used to listen to the cast recording on cassette over and over, trying to will myself into the music. For all of the movie's flaws (Mild sunburn!) I adored how they staged "Point of No Return"; the chemistry between Erik and Christine in that scene practically ignites the film. Ah, doomed, impossible, dysfunctional love. This is the only icon on this list I actually made, and I'm really happy with the composition and especially the way the text looks.

http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/62875045/1380759

Look at how cute Ten is here! That kitten is totally staking her claim on him; I love his smile and the curve of his head. He just looks happy and relaxed and the whole effect is so sweet. This does double duty as my Ten icon and a KITTEN! icon.

http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/92734667/1380759

"...go out and round up everyone who knows more than they do." I'm a little bit in love with My Chemical Romance's version of "Desolation Row" from the Watchmen soundtrack, so I would have grabbed this even if I didn't like the composition as much as I do. I love how small Rorschach looks climbing up that building, about to unwittingly set off that horrible chain of events that lead to Antartcica, and the way the text seems to be pressing in on him. Oh, Rorschach. This also serves as my general music discussion icon. (icon by [livejournal.com profile] sarah531)

http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/92468679/1380759

That GQMF is Jarlaxle Baenre, my favorite Forgotten Realms character. This is taken from the mass market paperback cover of Servant of the Shard and is just such a striking picture of him. Jarlaxle leads an elite mercenary group, has a magic item for every occasion (hatband of holding. For real), has so much subtext with assassin and fellow badass Artemis Entreri that they got their own book series and is generally the smartest guy in the room. I use this for fantasy and RP discussions.
misachan: (Jarlaxle)
So this is a tale of crushed hopes and evil, evil DMs.

My Tuesday D&D game is a homebrewed, low-magic 3.5 game set in Faerun; magic exists, but spellcasting is extremely dangerous ever since the goddess of magic was killed along with virtually all of the other gods a little over fifty years ago (the climax of the previous installment of this game, which has been going on for years now and is on its third campaign set in this world.) This leg of the campaign has been going on for two or so years now, and in that time the DM has given us a total of two magic items. Two. No one has magic weapons, armor, none of that. Keep this in mind.

Read on for the whole sad story. )

Wah. Sad storyline is sad.
misachan: (Jarlaxle)
We're rewatching Babylon 5 from the beginning and we've just reached the first episode with Draal and the Machine. Draal's comment that he feels like it's time to "go to the sea" sparked a discussion about how the Minbari are essentially space elves, particularly LOTR elves: remote and spiritual and with still, deep emotions, a race capable of esteeming both art and war. Meanwhile the Narn are space Orcs, but more of the general Fantasy variety, warlike and quick to anger and cut throat even amongst themselves.

And the Centauri...the Centauri are dragons. Declawed, defanged dragons who used to rule but then went to sleep; when they woke their hoards had been raided and there were all these strange other races standing in their place.

***

In case anyone's forgotten, Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova is god.
misachan: (Default)
Take this old sea-hand's advice: if ye be playin' a druid and need to be scroungin' materials to steal a soul back from Davy Jones' Locker, it be best if, after findin' that the Captain's had dealings in the rare materiels ye seek, ye not go to his quarters and ask if he "has the stuff." T'will only lead to the Captain regarding ye with a sly grin and answerin' "Aye, lass, there be all the 'stuff' here ye can handle." This be 'specially true when ye know already the Captain's favor rests on ye, an' he's answered questions about the quality of the day's breeze with, "Aye, 'tis a fair wind indeed that blew ye here today."

(Yes, the druid in my D&D campain actually did go up to a salty sea captain and ask him if he "had the stuff.":) To complete the picture, the druid is of a race that's basically half-plant; they look like elves with wood flesh and leafy hair. The captain was attracted to her in the first place because, like all good captains he loved his ship before all others, but here was a comely lass who looked like his ship. The druid didn't know how to react to that. Although since she was the first PC to manage to get lucky in-game I guess she figured it out. Not my character, BTW; I was down in the sewers trying to put down the Joker (or the next best thing) at the time.)

Gyarrrr.:)
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The Empty Chair
Eulogy for a Gamer (Kenzer Co)

There is an empty chair,
at the table this day.
A hallowed place where,
a friend once played.
The roll of his dice,
my ears long to hear.
Or perhaps it would suffice,
if he should suddenly appear.
With character sheet in hand,
and a bag of Cheeze-doodles to share.
All his friends would stand,
as he sat in the empty chair.
I hear his voice a-callin’,
and it ties my heart in a knot.
For he cries, “Though a comrade has fallen,
You must play for those who cannot.”
We conquered worlds on the run,
he and I in the name of fun.
And as others may come and go,
I make both both friend and foe.
But what I long for most,
is our past now long a ghost.


God speed Mr. Gygax, and thank you. May all your saves be 20s and all your crits confirmed.
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Masi Oka was a guest on the Heroes after-show on G4 last Saturday, and during the discussion the question was posed to him as to whether Adam would turn out to be a good guy or a bad guy.

He responded with, "Why does he either have to be good or evil? Why can't he be gray? Like Chaotic Neutral?"

Then he and the guy host went off into a D&D discussion and tried to stat Adam (Masi suggested that he should have a high Con, because of the regeneration).

There you have it, folks. Not only does Masi Oka play D&D, but he'll drop the jargon on national television. Could the man be any more adorable?

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